Friday, January 26, 2007
[Blogger Seriously Has a Problem. And Other Mythbuster Muses.]
[Blogger Seriously Has a Problem. And Other Mythbuster Muses.]
Do you know I've been sitting by the computer for TWO WHOLE HOURS just to get here?
It took me so long to get to blogger.com/start,
It took me so long to log in properly,
It took me so long to get to dashboard,
It took me so long to go to template,
It took me so long to save settings,
It took me so long to go to Create Post,
AND NOW IT'S BEEN TWO MOTHERFUCKING FATHERSODOMISING GODDAMN BUDDHASLAM HOURS!
And I've only just begun.
Thursday. ELDDS.
First time we had ELDDS meeting with the new members. Talented bunch, I must say, though still a tad quiet, which left me wondering if we were ever that quiet.
Well, maybe we were. But EL now feels so different. Maybe it really has grown.
And Mythbusters. Oh I love seeing Adam try out gizmos and end up puking. They were trying to simulate this whirlpool-vortex kinda thing, and Adam volunteered (I guess he figured Jamie prefers to watch him being tortured) to impersonate the poor scuba-diving sod who unfortunately tried but failed to chase after his goggles which got sucked deep into a wild volcano of a vortex. After one spin too many, Adam asks to stop... and BLEARGH! OUT COMES THE PIZZA FROM THE ALIMENTARY CANAL! Go figure.
Other stuff we love about Mythbusters: Adam impersonating Jamie, "Whirlpool after whirlpool after whirlpool!", Adam sicking up pepperoni supremes after "whirlpool after whirlpool after whirlpool", Adam running around the workshop with his butt exposed, Adam's expression when forced to take body temperature through the rectum, Adam painted in gold, Adam with the earmuffs on his head and Adam hoping that his teeth ain't yuckier than Jamie's.
More stuff still that we love about Mythbusters: Jamie's moustache, Jamie's beret, Jamie's droning voice saying "whirlpool after whirlpool after whirlpool", Jamie firing some big fat machine gun, Jamie firing a musket, Jamie firing a handgun, Jamie firing a BB gun, Jamie firing a penny shooter, Jamie firing a penny shooter at Adam, Jamie torturing Adam, Jamie laughing at an Adam in pain, Jamie desperately trying to have the whitest teeth on the Mythbusters team and subsequently suffers hours of Mythbusters re-runs on TV at the dentist's... not before winning the Mythbuster Guys White Teeth Challenge with a *DING* smile! But Grant still has the best teeth.
Other than that: WE LOVE MYTHBUSTERS WHEN THEY BLOW UP STUFF!!!!
I take one of Jamie's best, best, best, best, BEST quotes:
"JAMIE WANTS BIG BOOM."
Alright, Jamie.
BOOM!!!
Ya happy?
[fangying] [11:52 PM]
