Ten Top Trivia Tips about The Unfathomable Lamer!

1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting the Unfathomable Lamer!
2. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on the Unfathomable Lamer.
3. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as the Unfathomable Lamer!
4. It is bad luck to walk under the Unfathomable Lamer.
5. The most dangerous form of the Unfathomable Lamer is the bicycle.
6. Edinburgh imports three thousand kilograms of the Unfathomable Lamer every year.
7. The Unfathomable Lamer can live for up to a week without a head!
8. The Unfathomable Lamer can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
9. If the Unfathomable Lamer was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
10. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained the Unfathomable Lamer!