Tuesday, May 16, 2006
[Buay Tah Han Ah!]
[Buay Tah Han Ah!]
I was watching the results show for Superband QF5... really, really, really, really, really buay tah han.
First of all, congrats to Man Tou, at least you guys didn't have to go through the trauma you guys did last week. But it's not you that I cannot tah han.
It's XIA RI FENG.
Please lah, lowest score in the entire history of Superband! Still can stay in competition!! 19/40 SIAL!! How many bottles of Felixes did you people guzzle? Before the eliminated group was announced, Xia Ri Feng and Lucify were the ones left standing... and then my dad said, if Xia Ri Feng ever ever get in Lucify will really jump floor. In the end, Lucify really need to find UOB Plaza to jump already. WHAT THE FUCK!
Here are ten reasons why Xia Ri Feng should be out pretty damn soon.
1. The ladies really really really really really really abso-bloody-fucking-lutely cannot sing.
2. Out of the three gents only one can sing decently.
3. Out of all five members only one can dance properly.
4. Out of all the groups so far they have the blurrest and most undefined image and style. What's your style, pronto? First hip-hop, then teenybopper, then R&B, now what?
5. Horrible, horrible dress sense. You don't need stiff-looking Victorian get-ups to please the world if you can at least sing without trembling.
6. Consistently bad performance, absolutely no improvement at all. They haven't been scoring well right from the start.
7. They lack the X-factor. Let's be really critical - to succeed in the music industry, you'll need good looks, strong vocals, well-defined style, stiking image and a good relations. They probably only have good relations to last so long in the competition; they don't look really good, they really sing absymally, their style isn't well-defined and their image doesn't seem striking enough. They really lack the X-factor.
8. Which leads to my 8th point - they're telling people the message that with good relations, everything will succeed, and you don't need talents. Sure, that's democracy to you, but can you survive on just popularity when, let's face it, you really don't have a flair for singing? Superband, after all, is largely on the vocals. You can't even sing. What's the point?
9. They make the judges look stupid. But that isn't quite valid since they've already given scores that are low enough without losing their dignity.
10. XIA RI FENG JUST SUCKS. Let other more talented, I repeat, MORE TALENTED bands compete. Lucify's score is at least eight points higher. They don't sing that well but at least they sing better than you. You must really have temples and temples of super-devoted worshippers grovelling at your feet.
Xia Ri Feng had better be out soon. You make the earplug business prosper.
[fangying] [12:14 AM]
