Wednesday, November 30, 2005
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Yesterday was SHAGGELICIOUS, BABY.
Kristy and Tsuki came to my house to watch Project Runway and Austin Powers: Goldmember.
Project Runway is about 12 siao-gows who like to make clothes for super-skinny girls, six feet tall. Starr is ugly, Nora is a crybaby, Kevin is boring, Mario is lazy, Daniel is N.A.T.O (No Action, Talk Only), Alexandra is Britney's long lost twin, Jay is porny, Wendy is scheming, Austin is gay, sissy, oysterish, girly, squeaky, yucky and dramatic (but nonetheless funny), Vanessa is funny, Kara Saun is not too bad and Robert is a troublemaker.
Classic Quotes:
"Robert, get out of the room, NOW."
"People are going to get a little bitchy."
"Oh my."
"I...CAN SEW!!!!!!!!"
"*sob* Why does it *sob* have to be *sob* this way!!!"
"Oh you know, I was thinking of wearing a pair of studded thongs."
"Oh is there going to be sequins? 'Cos I LOVE sequins OMG OMG OMG"
"When I first thought of envy, I thought of the Evil Queen in Snow White..."
"Completely disgusting!"
Austin Powers is pervertic but SUPER FUNNY!
"YOU ASKIN' ME TO EAT SOME SHIT?!"
"No, he just asked if you'd like to eat some shitake mushrooms."
"No, she is my twin sister, Fook Yu. See, Fook Mi, Fook Yu."
"Yeah, baby, yeah!"
"Why don't you stand up and take a bow, Dad. Dad? Dad?!!"
"Hands up because it's Foxxy Cleopatra in da house."
I laughed so much I got phlegm stuck in my throat.
Yeah, baby, yeah.
[fangying] [3:22 PM]
